Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...