HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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