"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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