home. puking in laundry basket.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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