People in love make me want to vomit
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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