Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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