That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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