i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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