How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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