Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...