seriously i just wanna be friends
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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