I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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