The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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