omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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