i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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