I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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