They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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