My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot