I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?