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(810): View more from Michigan

i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants

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(810): i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants http://tfl.nu/brg7

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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

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(302): Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life http://tfl.nu/pzmw

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(775): View more from Nevada

hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class

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(775): hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class http://tfl.nu/hb3s

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(469): View more from Texas

you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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(469): you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator http://tfl.nu/bsby

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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.

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(502): It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass. http://tfl.nu/hhxz

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(971): View more from Oregon

There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.

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(971): There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is. http://tfl.nu/8jyt

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(416): View more from Toronto

Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.

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(416): Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything. http://tfl.nu/up9n

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(229): View more from Georgia

She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.

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(229): She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather. http://tfl.nu/lq1l

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.

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(252): Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation. http://tfl.nu/waj0

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(937): View more from Ohio

No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.

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And if not?

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...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?

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(937): No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship. (502): And if not? (937): ...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you? http://tfl.nu/fwg8

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I had to warn the neighbors

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Warn them about what?! It's noon

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"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...

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(914): I had to warn the neighbors (757): Warn them about what?! It's noon (914): "Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess... http://tfl.nu/j7iv

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(541): View more from Oregon

k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.

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(541): k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating. http://tfl.nu/iql3

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(702): View more from Nevada

we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night

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(702): we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night http://tfl.nu/elak

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.

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If you insist

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The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.

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(320): I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while. (1-320): If you insist (320): The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist. http://tfl.nu/uwtr

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.

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(919): I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot. http://tfl.nu/jowl

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