i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It's never too late to be topless.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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