I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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