You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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