i jhust puked up my retainher.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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