Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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