Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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