Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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