the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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