if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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