im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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