Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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