Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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