Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.