I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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