check it out our google latitudes are spooning
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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