what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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