found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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