Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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