i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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