Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
