she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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