just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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