Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize