I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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