He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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