It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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