Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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