Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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