white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I want to fling myself into the sun
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