I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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