Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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