I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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