i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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