I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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